The new Brick oven's have been fired and the Happy Panda Palace is giving away free panda pizza pies all day. With fresh provolone, mozzarella, diced and sandwich style pepperoni and crispy bacon. The sense of doom and dread is felt by arteries everywhere. Happy Panda Palace Pizza Pie is so yummy good for ru.

(The panda in the picture is grumpy because your eating his pizza. Goddammit. )